I want to play a game.
The rules are simple. Before you sits a television, a Blu-Ray player, seven Saw movies and a timer set to 666 minutes: the total runtime of the Saw franchise.
Watch all seven movies before the timer runs out, and you’ll be prepared for the upcoming reboot of the franchise, Jigsaw. Fail, and you’ll be subject to the most gratuitous, elaborate torture devices our team of underpaid Hollywood screenwriters can come up with.