There’s undeniably a need for an incisive documentary on sexual assault in Hollywood. Unfortunately, Rocking the Couch is not that film.
You could forgive Night School’s clichéd, uneven storytelling had it boasted even a couple good jokes …but no.
Wildling is the latest in a series of films to be inspired by real-life abduction and imprisonment cases like that of Jaycee Dugard and Elizabeth Fritzl.
The Snowman is an unmitigated disaster.
Split is already being heralded as M. Night Shyamalan’s “return to form.” It’s not.
Assassin’s Creed is a disaster: a morass of muddled imagery, incoherent plotting and dreadful screenwriting.
An unfairly maligned horror classic? Or just kinda shitty? (It’s the second one.)
Exactly as bad as expected.
I’m a city boy at heart, but I’ve spent much of my formative years in country towns big and small. In Ararat – a Victorian town best known for being ‘the fattest town in Australia’ – I had friends and family on farms down the road. Toowoomba, where I spent my late school years, was…
Zoolander is one of the greatest comedies, spinning out its Glamorama-esque premise from a satirical take on male modelling into a deconstruction of masculinity and a surrealistic degradation of plot, where David Bowie adjudicates “walk offs” and the perfect look stops a high-velocity shuriken. Perhaps most importantly, it’s also hilarious, packed to the brim with…