Men in Black: International is a Dismal Waste of its Stars’ Talents
2019 has been a rough year for franchises. Men in Black: International doesn’t buck the trend.
Godzilla II: King of the Monsters is a Disastrous Failure
This is a film about mega-monsters wreaking havoc at a catastrophic scale, but there’s no weight to this thing; it’s limp and incoherent.
Aquaman (2018)
Aquaman really needed to be another Wonder Woman.
It’s not.
The Party (2017)
There’s a kernel of a decent film in The Party, but it’s scuttled by clumsily blatant attempts at satire.
Along Came the Devil is a Special Breed of Bad Movie
Consider picking Along Came the Devil up for your next bad movie night, if that’s something you’re into.
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom – the Park is Gone, and So is Any Modicum of Intelligence
Perhaps if Fallen Kingdom had nothing to do with Jurassic Park – if it were, say, titled Dinosaur Adventure – I could’ve enjoyed it. At least on the level that you enjoy an incredibly stupid film.
X-Ray (1981)
Spend long enough exploring any genre and you’re bound to hit the bottom of the barrel soon enough.
Frisky (2015)
Frisky is proof positive that making something like Girls is a lot harder than it looks.
BIFF 2017: Final Portrait
When it comes to directing, Stanley Tucci is one hell of an actor. At least, that’s the case if his latest feature – Final Portrait – is anything to go by.
Write Better Movies: Baywatch and Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Either Baywatch or Dead Men Tell No Tales could have been good – well, passable – with screenplays content to be plain ol’ mediocre.
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